Just A little Background
Pinky Blinders
In their time in the Sumber Hills they have taken to calling themselves the Pinky Blinders. This comes following an incident where Gil was torturing a cultist for information and used the desiccated severed pinky finger of a previous enemy as a tool. It ultimately failed to get much information out of her but has been a defining moment for the group.
The Douche Canoe
The group acquired a boat from a group of water cultists, from whom they defended themselves honourably. In a flash of brilliance, Gildon'halt hung himself over the edge and carefully inscribed characters on the side of the ship near its bow. The group believed that either he was so drunk he couldn't write properly, or that he was writing in his native language. That was until they looked at the water. He had written the words beautifully so that they were readable in the reflection only. Thus the boat was dubbed: The Douche Canoe
Cinnamon the Bun
Cinnamon the Bun is the newest and the most adorable member of the group. During a camping session on a quiet night, Gil had set Cybin off to catch a rabbit for dinner. The group watched as the Orcish figure lept after the rabbit, surprisingly nimbly, and set bets on whether or not he would catch it. He did, and when he had gotten his loaf of bread as a surprise he tried to set them free oncemore.
Gil took the rabbit from Cybin intent on killing it but after seeing Cybin put the bread down instead of eating it as he usually would, he changed his mind. He created a small collar and leash from a leather strap and rope twine. Thus Cybin got a pet which the group dunned Cinnamon the Bun (forever may he floof) after his warn red-brown coat.
Rick and Morty
Once they had some money to their name the group decided that they were going to conserve their energy for greater pursuits (be as lazy as possible). They purchased first, two draft horses, and then a covered wagon. After much discussion they settled on the names of Rick and Morty for the pair of horses.
Morty has become the star of the pair often finding himself at the centre of drama. Who knows perhaps Rick will steal the spotlight in future
The Starring Cast
Bingo Cotton
The Charismatic and Oft Misguided Halfling Bard
He always strives to be in the spotlight and is known to "kill steal" in order to claim bragging rights. He is quite gung ho and will usually follow his first thoughts and plans. He is usually in it for the money and the stories (also the shits and gigs). He is motivated to continue on the quest with the group, for now, because they are getting him cash monay and they are willing to help him one up his childhood rival who has come to be known as Windharrow. Though he is a compulsive liar, he has managed to create a solid comradery with these misguided fellows. He may even go so far as to call them friends
Roland the Faithful
28th of His Name
The Dutiful and Enthusiastic, yet Naive, Dragonborn Cleric of Tyr
He is a devout follower of Tyr and has spent half a century learning about what it means to be a knightly man and the deeds of those Rolands who came before. He was spurred to action when finding out that a delegation escorting the remains of Roland the Faithful (27th of his name) went missing. He is a lover of tea and is happy to be making a difference in the real world even if he is doing so naively. He is a healer at heart and does not like shedding blood, but will if it means protecting his newfound friends, allies and perhaps future lover.
Čadas Brokas
Intelligent, Witty, Powerful, Somewhat Indifferent.
The Gnomish Wizard
Čadas is a powerful wizard who has knowledge of the future and can often think his way out of problems. He is a fan of convenience and hates physical exercise. As such he has become very accustomed to being chauffeured around in a people carrier (it definitely is not a baby carrier) on the back of the party's fighter Gil. His giant floppy wizard's hat is as much a part of his identity as his spellcasting prowess and his books. Life just wouldn't be the same without it. He only removes it in the most dire of circumstances, even choosing to wear it whilst bathing. This hat is the only thing more essential to his happiness than his pipe, which when smoked gives of a delicious scent of cinnamon and apple wood.
Gildon’halt Rolfhym
A Fearsome Enemy of Evildoers
Crazy Russian Drunkard of a Fighter
Gil rivals Roland in religious devotion and is a devout follower of his mistress Babushka. He has many tricks up his sleeve and is almost never without a drink. Yet, he is a comanding presence on the battlefield. He is well versed in most weaponry and is a force to be reckoned with. He is surprisingly cunning and tactically minded, often using his skills to tip the balance of battle in their favour. He keeps the gnomish wizard out of harms way more often than not carrying him on his back. He has made good use of his trinket throughout this campaign so far. What began as a lump of foul smelling incense has become a weapon of mass destruction.
Cybin
The Humongous, Orcish, Druidic Barbarian Whose Life Revolves Around Bread, Mushrooms and Cinnamon the Bun
- Whether by growing his own special strain of magic shrooms in a box in his cloak, or imbuing the cloud of spores that follow him with magical energy you can guarantee that they're on his mind. Very little crosses his mind in terms of thoughts but his feelings rarely lead him wrong. the few words he utters are either pearls of wisdom or utter idiocy and one cannot be sure if it will be one or the other until it happens